My love, my light, to the better half of me.
It's a freaking foldable chair... WITH A COOLER UNDERNEATH IT. Look, you won't even have to move this weekend to get more beer for yourself. 🍻
A planetary glass set that INCLUDES Pluto, thank you very much. It also includes the sun and when we drink from these glasses, I'll probably always get you that one cause YOU ARE MY SUNSHINE, MY ONLY SUNSHINE, YOU MAKE ME HAPPY, WHEN SKIES ARE GRAAAAAAY. ☀️
And to go with the space theme again, a NASA jacket to go with your NASA hat. Also because for some reason in June in Los Angeles, it's still somehow chilly?? So basically, thanks Global Warming, that I'm able to get you this gift.
OKAY LET ME EXPLAIN THIS. It's a "Toilet Monster" and when I found this, I swear, all I thought about was how much you would love this. Basically, it's got these little suction cup things on it and you attach it to someone's toilet seat and then scare the living shit out of them. HERE'S THE RULE THOUGH. YOU DON'T GET TO USE THIS ON ME, OKAY? This is for you to scare the shit out of someone else, thanks.
So... I was able to find someone who knew someone who knew someone that's a member of the exclusive Club 33 in Disneyland. Which is funny because you probably are friends with someone who has direct access but SHHHH. Anyway, whenever we want, we can have a private dinner in the Club along with a backstage tour and even see Walt's apartment! You just let me know when you want to go and we'll make it happen.